So bed time went well this evening. Getting these 2 anywhere near ready for bed resulted in me feeling like I was wrestling with the exact thing they sound like in this video - multiple hyperactive chipmunks who had smashed off a massive canister of helium and were now high as kites. Probably didn't help that they were loaded with sugar that they'd directly injected into their systems in the form of chocolate stolen from a tin that was one shelf too low to be safe from inquisitive hands. How far away are we from the weekend again? I don't care if it's Tuesday, pass me the gin.... I could make a drinking game based on this video - do a shot every time I say 'No' or 'Stop' - actually bad idea, I'd be hammered in under a minute. #chipmunks #alvinsimontheodoreonspeed #twins #bedtimewentwell #zerocontrol #heliumkids #fatherofdaughters #wheresmodwhenineedhere #dadlife #instadad

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